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Chinese Phone and Wechat messages

Wechat

to announce
Following the announcement of the relevant government department meeting, all WeChat groups should be further strengthened, regardless of when and where they will be located, No one can post on WeChat information that is harmful to the state, to the party, or to the party, or to the law, any WeChat group or individual that posts messages on WeChat that are harmful to the state, the party or society that are posted on WeChat, will be dealt with seriously and brought to justice in this campaign against vice. I hope WeChat groups strictly require all the people in our group to keep their mouths shut and keep their hands shut. If you dont believe the rumors, dont spread the rumors, dont spread them, or you will be responsible for the consequences. Those who violate the provisions of national law and demand the release of information in violation of the law can be sentenced to a maximum of one to eight years in prison, on the other hand, the principle of high or low, and the joint and several liability of the principal. Im looking forward to sharing.
From now on, a strict security check on the network will be carried out. A group of more than 10 people will be inspected by the network police by means of automatic control check. For the safety of WeChat group, we hope that each micro-group should be conscious, self-disciplined, self-alert and self-alert. No sensitive information should be sent from groups of ten or more people! WeChat Group has legislated, now WeChat Group has backstage monitoring management. Please pay attention to WeChat in the future by colleagues and friends in the WeChat Group:
1. Be politically sensitive
2. Don t believe a rumor
3. So-called internal information is not available
4. Information on yellow, drugs, explosives and terror will not be sent out
5. News on Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan shall not be distributed until the official website has been published
6. Non-issuance of military information
7. Non-issuance of relevant documents involving state secrets
8、All forms of non-verified fundraising will not be distributed!
9, various small procedures canvassing votes and so on does not issue!
10. You must obey the law.

From Rule of Law Office

Phone

“Xu Kou Zhen Xuan” sweep black and evil, clean environment, ensure peace! Please participate, supervise and judge, and really fight a people’s war to sweep away the evil. Wuzhong District reports of Black and evil involvement: 0512-65235212; public security Bureau: 110; Commission on Discipline: 12388 (Reporting “umbrella” and corruption)

“Warm reminder” Dear China Mobile Customers Hello! In order to maintain normal examination order and prevent cheating in exams, the Education Department will interfere with the test site and its nearby wireless network (2/3/4G) signal during the college entrance examination from June 7 to 9th. At that time, your phone may have unclear calls, poor access to the Internet and other phenomena. In view of this situation, China Mobile has strengthened network security and guard, to ensure that after the completion of the examination of the rapid recovery of network signals, please understand. China Mobile wishes the vast number of candidates title! Back to TD shielding SMS

Looking a bit rough me thinks

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Introducing the Suzhou Gardens  

During the colder weather i was asked if I would like to take part in an interview with the Xinhua News Agency. I met them one morning and we spoke at length about the gardens and then asked me to come back the next day to do the filmng, however I really wasn’t very smart looking on my return. Anyhoo they asked me about four questions on camera and it looks like one of them made the cut, ah well thems the breaks I guess…………………….Click on the link above to get a look at Suzhou and then you can come and look for yourself.

Suzhou Gardens

 

 

The VPN is Broken

My vpn was updated two weeks ago, maybe the fourth time in a month and it’s always managed to stay one step in front of the great firewall but this week they have not been quick enough and the hamster inside my phone has finally succumbed.

Windows on the other hand has been a bit more lucky because today I got an update and Windows continues to work so I’m not completely adrift which is good news for my sanity.

Almost all the apps I use for any kind of information such as news or for communicating with others outside of China have been cut off. My blog app is one of the few that still works without the vpn. With the Internet I am resigned to using Yahoo and God forbid Bing. I can’t even listen to BBC Radio 4, I mean what is wrong with this country?

Don’t forget

30 years ago today, the big bash in the square,

Thousands of people were there,

Shouting and chanting give thought a chance,

Change is in the air I feel it in my water,

But after a few weeks the boss was pissed off,

And said Tanks for the memories but you need to go,

They swept in shooting, cleaning, pushing to and fro,

Many fell and then the death knells toll,

The lifeless bodies crushed and broken,

And after 30 years it’s never spoken,

About the day that hope died,

But many people could not believe, many cried,

Now it’s a myth a rumour, a cancer, a tumour,

That’s been cut from the body to keep it healthy,

Keep the sheep in the dark, let them get wealthy,

Will they every know, do they really care,

Now is important, the price has been paid.

 

 

Busy two days

On Sunday I went to Lingyenshan with a group of friends and when we all arrived at 9am the clouds were threatening to soak us, in fact at 6am the rain was on. I’ve been here many times before of course but not with such a large group. There were 4 couples with children and the youngest was 6, so I thought this would be a problem because it’s difficult in places……….not the kid the track I mean………..I don’t even know the kid and then again maybe he is a bit difficult. After about an hour the sun came out with a vengeance and so it was time to cover up. Some folk hadn’t even brought a hat which is just bloody stupid really. The walk is good, it has some difficult areas, it’s quite steep and then you have a chance to rest as you go back down hill. However there are a few parts where the loose stones make it like ice and you have to be really careful. A few ended up on their arse, including the adults, but thankfully I stayed on my feet.

I want one of these remote control cars, they are bloody marvelous

 

 

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It took us about 4 hours to do the walk and I’ll be honest I was getting a bit weary by the end of it, I was running out of fuel and I only had a very small lunch and breakfast and I was running on empty. But we all made it safely to the end and when I got home I stuffed me face, had a shower and hit the sack, I think I was sleeping before my head hit the pillow.


This morning I decided to go to Xishan as it is my new motto to explore more. After breakfast I went to the park and then after me shower I headed to Xishan. Its two hours away an unfortunately the bus driver was on the horn shouting at people most of the way. I’m not going to dwell on that, but they are fucking morons.

Xishan was quiet and today I really just wanted to go for a walk and a bit of a recce. I spotted many places selling fruit which I had no interest in. It’s the Pipa that I bought the other day and it really is over rated. The stone in the centre is so big that the amount of fruit you get is very small and the taste is, well for me, so so. A little sweet, a bit citrus. There were a few other things like the fish bladders being dried in the sun, not sure if you eat them or may or maybe they use them as condoms.

 

I spotted a café and popped in for a look. The coffee was expensive, 30 rmb, but the cup was nice and the coffee was very good. There were about 10 locals drinking tea and were a bit bemused by me I think. A young girl about 7 years old came in with a dog and she spoke with her mother and then she wandered over my way. The dog made a bee line for me and of course I had to say hello. Cookie was a very nice wee dog and he just wanted someone to pat his head and scratch him behind the ears, I can relate to that. The young girl spoke to me telling me that Cookie likes these beef strips and she gave them to me so that I could feed the dog. She just started speaking to me like an old friend and the rest of the room were quite taken by this; none of them could speak English. They brought me some tea over after I had finished my coffee and I even got a refill. A very pleasant half hour sitting there and not what I expected from such a small place. I told the Mother that her daughter’s English was very good and they also complemented me on my Chinese.

 

There was a loop road that I walked which was about 8 km’s and so I set off to see what I could find. I came across numerous restaurants selling the food they catch from Taihu (Lake Tai), none of it is of interest to me. I’ve eaten most of it before and I find it quite tasteless. I came across a temple on the lakeside. There is an old village that I went to years ago and will go to again, I just forgot where it was and today I did not really have the time or the inclination to go in. The pictures will let you see what my trip was like today and so I will go the noo and have another lazy night after such a long day walking in the sun.

A wee bit o’ art

A wee jaunt to the arty farty gallery today and it was a pleasant surprise. I went with Lydia but we only managed to see the first floor as there were many interesting pieces, well we thought so. You can have a look for yourself and I’ll hopefully go back next week to see the floor we missed. This picture below is interesting not only for what it is but it had some messages in English and some chemical equations that I’m not familiar with and I’m not really sure what it’s trying to tell us but I think this one sneaked passed the censors.

I thought that some of the paintings were amazing, the detail and perspective are brilliant. This one above is a snapshot of the larger picture at the beginning, there is so much happening in it and you could easily park yourself here for half an hour or so checking it out. My favourite picture I think from today.

Xiyangshan

I’d heard that the tram line had been extended from the Suzhou Amusement Park to within a kilometre of Taihu and so I decided today that I would check it out.

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When I left home the clouds were abundant and so I wore clothes to suit, however after about two hours they cleared and the sun began to bite a little. It wasn’t too hot but the sun was strong.

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It was a bit of an adventure because I had no idea where I would end up and I do like to explore. The tram is very good and I noticed that the driver seems to use gestures throughout the journey, but not the kind of gestures that I would use when driving. Mind you they were two finger gestures, but more the kind you would see if a priest was blessing someone rather than to tell someone you didn’t quite agree with what they had done or said. Before moving from the station he would use his right hand and point up to the left and then move his hand horizontally and then back again and the train would move. Sometimes he swept his hand above the main screen on the dash; mind you maybe he was just playing some kind of game to relieve the monotony of the job or maybe its witchcraft. On the way the tram’s bell would ring very loudly when we were going around a tight bend at an intersection and after a wee while I was getting ready to stick them somewhere. There’s always noise in China, you can’t just sit back and enjoy the view and relax in the bus or the tram for that matter. There is always a safety message or a notification of a destination and it seems continuous but I guess if this is what you have grown up with you are none the wiser.

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We passed many places of interest and so over the coming weeks I shall do some more exploring of this area which is a good thing because I have been rather bored lately and so this will at least wet my appetite for a while. I’ll be out this way again on Sunday because I’m going for a walk with some of the students that I teach; they have invited me out for a hike at Lingyenshan.

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At the terminus I emerged into a semi rural area, there was an old lady with a two seat electric taxi asking if I wanted a lift into town and I politely refused, maybe next time I said. I turned right and headed for the lake Taihu, which was less than 1 km from the shiny new train station. There was a small harbour, filthy and full of different boats. Some were house boats and others looked like small runabouts, but not anything that looked like a large fishing boat. The water was a lovely green colour and there were many old folk scooping up this green ooze, possibly algae and pouring it into buckets, not sure what they will use this for, but it was good to see them try to clean the lake a little. By this time the sun was beginning to bite and I wished that I had me bigger hat and long troos on. There didn’t seem anywhere else near here worth looking at, unless you were driving of course because I think it would be a lovely scenic relaxing drive as there was very little traffic. At the bus stop I looked to see where the bus was going to and it was due in 10 mins and so it seemed to go around the small peninsula and return to a point no more than 1 km from my current position, so on I went.

It was nice to sit on the bus as we drove around the lake, the driver even switched off the running commentary for the safety info, I like this driver. It looks like a great place to cycle, the roads are quiet and there is a dedicated bike path following the lake. I would live in a place like this if I could have a normal life in China and what I mean by that is; having my own house and car and the money to do so. There are so many places to live to make life more enjoyable but in my current situation this is just not possible to attain.

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We arrived back in civilisation at the bus station. We have arrived at the Suzhou Embroidery Town, which I had been too many moons ago but had no ideas where it was exactly. I didn’t explore the town because it was getting a little late in the afternoon and it was time to head home but I will come back here again now that I know where it is.

The journey home was not bad. It took about 2 hours to get back and when I got back I was absolutely knackered. After some food and an hour of mindless TV I retired for the evening, my body feeling that I had run a marathon.

As I write this on the computer I am also trying to access some information from my Google drive on line and it looks like the Chinese firewall is being beefed up this week due to the 30th anniversary of a party that took place in Beijing where as we know many people were killed. No one seems to know the real number, but they say it could run into thousands. A few people I have met here know about it but many others do not. It’s not a subject I bring up but when I get to know someone and the opportunity arises then sometimes I will ask the question. A good friend of mine who is a staunch supporter of the government told me that I was completely wrong about this and I was getting confused with a battle that took place many years earlier during the Mao years and so I let her tell me and thanked her for correcting me. Another friend was telling me the other day that one of her friends was at University at that time in Beijing and she saw nothing and she knows that this is just western propaganda. But I wonder if it really matters because many people here don’t really care what Mao did and they dismiss the deaths that took place to something that had to happen to get them to this point today where they can use the high speed trains and the convenience of the cashless society. Life is good now for many Chinese and so the price that was paid all those years ago is worth it and so we should not dwell on the past

I just had a thought, maybe the train driver is a Freemason…………..

THOMAS Cook Complaints

THESE ARE ACTUAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY “THOMAS COOK VACATIONS” FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS:

  1. “They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax.”

  2. “On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don’t like spicy food.”

  3. “We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish.”

  4. “We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in the price.”

  5. “The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room.”

  6. “We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow.”

  7. “It’s lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallartato close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during ‘siesta’ time — this should be banned.”

  8. “No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared.”

  9. “Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers.”

  10. “I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts.”

  11. “The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we could not read the local guide book during the bus ride to the resort. Because of this, we were unaware of many things that would have made our holiday more fun.”

  12. “It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair.”

  13. “I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our friends’ three-bedroom and ours was significantly smaller.”

  14. “The brochure stated: ‘No hairdressers at the resort.’ We’re trainee hairdressers and we think they knew and made us wait longer for service.”

  15. “When we were in Spain, there were too many Spanish people there. The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us that there would be so many foreigners.”

  16. “We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there was no air-conditioning.”

  17. “It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel.”

  18. “I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not mention mosquitoes.”

  19. “My fiancée and I requested twin-beds when we booked, but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed. We now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked.”