It’s 9am and some clown in the block of units I’m living in has decided to have an almighty fireworks display. Hundreds are let off at once and you feel like you’re living in a war zone and not a residential area of a large city. You can feel the shockwave from some of the larger explosions. Shit is flying everywhere in the middle of the apartments. No health and safety here you know. 
And here was me this morning going to have a bitch about the drivers on their horns all the time. Why can’t they learn to drive like other civilised countries and just drive and look where they are going without the need to shout look at me look at me  just look where you’re fucking going  it’s so much easier and better for everyone concerned. 

From early in the morning I’m awoken by a cacophony of horns big and small  no chance of sleeping in here although I’ve tried but then some bastard lets off some fireworks. 

Why am I here?