Autumn

Last week I went to Tianpingshan and the heat was severe, when I got back home I drank many litres of water but I still didn’t venture to the loo before going to bed. In contrast, today’s weather is very different. Autumn arrived on Tuesday last week just one day after my gruelling walk at Tianpingshan. If I had gone for a walk today I would have been soaked to the skin just like last week but today it would be due to the intense rain. The weather in Suzhou seems to change very quickly, one day it’s summer the next it’s Autumn.

The last two days have been very wet and it is a welcome relief from the very hot weather we have had over the last few months. To be able to sleep at night without waking up in a sweat is marvellous. My morning coffee tastes better I think, although it does cool down a little bit quicker. My only real complaint is that I cannot go to the park in the morning to do my exercise. The rain is supposed to be here for the week and I’m sure by the end of the week I will be complaining profusely about how miserable it is, but for the moment I like it.

Staying home watching TV curled up on the couch is a very pleasant pastime although I do feel a little guilty at times. I really should be more proactive and do stuff, but I can’t be bothered. I have semi important stuff to take care of but I can leave it for another day because I have time and then I have other stuff that I don’t need to do but is way more interesting. For example I need to work out my travel plans for next year. I will return to the UK at some point and I want to take the scenic route and I have a few ides of where I would like to go but it all comes down to a matter of finance. I’m thinking of passing through India and then maybe Egypt, Greece and then onto Barcelona before I finally land in the UK. I have already planned my next two visa runs and I do enjoy spending time doing the research but it is very distracting and gets in the way of actually doing the more important stuff……….

I have the house to myself today and it is marvellous………..I could run around naked if I wanted but I won’t because, well it’s too cold now and so I will have to wait until next year and the warmer weather returns. A missed opportunity indeed and I hope the image of me doing that does not stay in your head too long.

I guess my biggest decision for today is what to eat, which is like most days really. I really enjoy the Lanzhou La Mian restaurant because their food is so good and does not break the bank. Their food hits the spot, not too much oil and the flavour is so much better than many other places. However I did have some satay dumplings the other day which were just bloody marvellous and I will have to return there soon, but the portion is too small to sustain me throughout the day and I do believe they are a bit fattening due to the amazing satay sauce. And so the dilemma of lunch is just starting and so I will go the noo to try and work out the best course of action………

I took Sissi to Tianpingshan

They forecast said that it was going to be warm but it turned out to be scorching. Sissi had never been here before and so I wasn’t sure how she would cope but she did OK.

Real feel 44c

It was apparent as soon as we got off the bus that it was a lot warmer here than at home and it just got hotter over the next couple of hours. We walked about 8 km, which is the climbing of two peaks, last week I did three.

The mountain was quiet today no doubt because it was so bloody hot, but it was also good to get it to ourselves. We did meet a group of about ten that had no mountain etiquette at all. Instead of waiting for us to go down a rough stepped part of the path they just try to push passed, I of course tell them to wait and they don’t seem to understand why. They have so much to learn in this country and one thing is to be aware of other people and also the consequences of their actions, but that is what you face everyday on the streets too.

When we got to the end of the walk the pair of us were soaked to the skin with sweat, we lost so much water. I had two bottles with me and when I got home I would have drunk about three litres of water I think.

August 23rd

I got up at the crack of dawn, in fact before the crack. My phone illuminated the room as I found me slippers and made my way to the kitchen to switch on the kettle and toaster, breakfast is so important. I was heading to Xishan which is about two hours away and so I needed to have an early start. The temperature was pleasant in the morning due to the cloud cover, but later in the day it became very sticky indeed.

I was wanting to climb Piao Miao mountain but was unsure of the way up and so I took a punt getting off the bus on the southern side of the mountain which as it turned out was where I went wrong. I walked for miles and miles along through the collection of houses that ran along the bottom of the mountain and then I decided to venture into the labyrinth to try and find a way up to the top. I could see a pagoda on the top and so I headed for that but the concrete path that I was following was heading in away from it slightly.

The path ran out and so I headed through the tea plantation and followed the rough tracks between the plants straight up the side of the mountain. After about 20 mins or so it was getting very rough underfoot, the rocks were giving way when I stepped on them and the undergrowth too was starting to attack me. The thorns on some creeper attacked my trousers and skin and it was becoming a bit too intense because by this time there was no track and I was just trying to head up, but in the end I had to concede that the mountain had won and I was heading back down. Mind you that was easier said than done, but after a few more scratches and stumbles I made it back to solid ground relatively unscathed.

I had been clever enough to pack a small lunch and so after another hour or so I stopped under a shady tree and shared my meagre lunch with the ants. My goal was to reach the entrance to Piao Miao and all I had to do was to walk another 6 kms but I’m afraid it was all a bit too much because by this time the temperature had risen significantly along with the humidity and so I called it a day and headed home and will conquer Piao Miao another day.

I finished the day in a very different way, I went to a expat get together near my apartment which is in staggering contrast to where I had been today. Both of these worlds have their beauty and appeal. I was up on the 42nd floor when I took these pictures of Suzhou city. From up here the city looks quite amazing especially with the East gate building dominating the skyline and of course it es even more amazing when they have the light show.

Bus Pass

I’m trying to figure out what to do at the end of the year, when to tour China, when to leave China and when to go on my last visa run and of course where to go for the last visa run. I have to leave by the end of December this year and I have been wracking my brains about where I should go and watching the cost of course, it’s an expensive time of the year. But I have finally made a decision and it was by pure chance really. I was watching a video on China, called “China from Above”. On this video it showed this amazing tidal bore that takes place near Hangzhou which is just about spitting distance from where I am and so I went online to find out a bit more about it. I went to the Time and Date website where you get all sorts of information and wonderful calculators and the one I was looking at was referring to the lunar calendar so that I could get the information about the tidal bore and then I happened to stumble upon the solar eclipse calculator and I checked that out. And so this is when I decided to go to Singapore for my visa run on the 24th of December because there is a partial solar eclipse on the 26nd. So I will stay there for a few days and then work my way north to Chiang Mai where I will catch up with a few friends before I return to China for another few more weeks and then I will return to the UK and see what the wind brings.

I would really love to stay in the UK for a few months so that I could visit a few places that I haven’t been to for many moons and I would also like to cycle some of the cycling tracks that crisscross the UK, but I will wait until closer to the time to figure out what will happen and of course if I can stay in the UK until the summer I can then apply for my free bus pass because I will turn 60 and then I can travel for next to nothing…………..bloody marvellous…………

Chinese KFC

I saw these pictures the other day when I went on the metro and I think they are very strange for a few reasons. First of all we have an absolutely sickening picture of a burger which you can buy from KFC and secondly an androgenist looking, scary looking young version of colonel Sanders. This image is enough to give me at least the boak or possible nightmares. Either way going by the metro is not as enjoyable as it used to be.

Both look very scary

Bored

I’m really looking forward to my next visa run and would love to go earlier but I can not due to ,well lack of funds and a few commitments. I always enjoy breakfast, it’s one of my favourite meals of the day, well at least you know you are alive which is always a good thing. After breakfast I usually go to the park for my morning exercise. I see the same old faces, some say hello and others just stare, but it is this familiarity that I am finding very boring and I really do need a change of scenery but as I say I will have to wait for a bit. And I guess there is always the nagging accommodation issue, I’m never sure who my flat mate will be next time I see her. A few weeks ago she was in a good space and life was cruising along and now a few weeks later due to some personal relationship problems each day is a surprise, a mine field. You are never sure whether to say hello or just get out of her way and this can be a bit of a drag after a while and so I really need to get away from this.

What can take my mind of these trivial problems is lunch, I really do enjoy my lunch at the local Lanzhou La Mian restaurant a highlight of the day. Food is always enjoyable, in fact consumption is the most enjoyable part of life at the moment. I really look forward to my next meal or coffee or tea for that matter. The whole temples, gardens and arty farty thing is also, well boring……………..been there done it and have many T-shirts.

My next next visa run will be in December and I really want to go to the north west of China before I exit the country and I am not sure whether I will leave China at that point or come back in for the remaining 3 months of my visa. It would make more sense to stay a little longer because I want to travel a bit and the winter months might not be the best time to do so and I would really like to be in the UK for summer and if I arrive there too early then the financial cost will be a problem. Ah the decisions of an international jet setter that has no money to spare, but instead lives life on a very meagre amount and to be honest has no real need to complain but instead just wanted to write something cause he was bored……………………..

Westpac Bank, I’m confused

I have a policy with Westpac which is for Income Protection and I took it out years ago when I got the mortgage, just in case something happened. Now I am not working but instead I am an international jetsetter swanning around and this policy is up for renewal. Before I left Australia 3 years ago I questioned them why I should have this because I am not working and have no income to protect. I was told, now my memory is a little vague about this, that it would still be useful to me because if I insure myself for X dollars each month then I could still make a claim if I met the criteria of the policy, eg, got injured; even although I currently have no income and so it seems like an insurance policy, well that was my understanding. I contacted Westpac when I got the renewal to quiz them but guess what? I have to call them to discuss but because I am out of the country I can not discuss any specifics of the policy because there is legislation in place to prevent them from doing so. We live in a Global community and yet I am unable to discuss with them a product that I bought many years ago which I am now questioning and want more information on. I mean what the fuck?

This is the quote from the email,

This is due to the legislation around the general advice warning and hence cannot provide general advice while you are out of the country.

Me thinks I will be saving some money and cancelling this policy and I have also made a complaint about the advice I got 3 years ago

After the storm

The Typhoon Lekima caused a few days of rain in Suzhou and at times the wind was very strong and nearly strong enough to knock you off your feet. I wore my wet weather gear yesterday but apparently it is only designed for showers and not a full blown typhoon. My trousers were waterproof, but my shoes and jacket were not but they did take quite a pounding. I was out for over about two hours and I was only a little bit damp and so I think they did a good job. I could not wear my real waterproofs because the temperature was still close to 30c even although the rain was horizontal at times.

This morning was calm and there was even a hint of sun as I sat outside having breakfast. After which I made my way to Central Park for my morning exercise to wake up the body and to burn off the breakfast I’ve just had, I’ve got to make room for lunch.

The paths were strewn with leaves and branches and the park cleaners certainly had their work cut out for them today. The water that flows through the park joining onto the canals was at least 400mm higher than the other day but it will soon dissappear when they open the sluice gates further along the system.

I enjoyed walking in the rain yesterday and it was good to give the clothes a run for their money to see how that coped. If I had been able to wear my winter jacket and if I’d worn my hiking boots I think I would have been as dry as a bone.

The 6 Arts Museum

On Sunday Lydia and I went to the 6 Arts Museum, which is in the south of the city……in fact it is in Wujiang. There are many water towns in that area too and so we went to have a look at Lili Water-town.  The 6 Arts museum is very different to many other museums because its focus is on structural art, doors, windows, decorative beams, shutters and lots and lots of furniture along with many religious deities. In fact I have never been to anywhere like this before. The museum was void of people when we arrived. It took us around 3 hours to wander through the three levels of the museum and we only saw two other couples. Of course this might have been due to the extremely heavy rain or that it is in the middle of nowhere.

And so I will not say too much about the place but to say that if you ever come to Suzhou then you really need to make the effort to come and visit this amazing and very different gallery. The pictures can speak for themselves.

Lili Watertown

Oh dear……I’ve been caught

I got this email sent to my hotmail account and it had been sent to the junk mail folder, but I was intrigued. This kind email had told me that my computer had been compromised and that they had been watching me on my web cam for some time “pleasuring myself” which came as a great shock as you can imagine. I couldn’t believe that I had been caught doing such a thing because I am always very careful. How was I to know that when I was indulging my senses with my single malt whisky from Jura and eating my decadent imported dark chocolate at the same time that some filthy scoundrel was filming all the while to expose my perverted ways. And I may tell you here and now so I can feel better, I often mix my food groups and I know it’s a terrible thing to do but sometimes I just have to break out and say to hell with normality. I mean have to you tried cheese and chocolate? Ice cream and Pickled onion crisps? Pineapple and Chilli? so many different and wonderful combinations that I dare not mention or you will think I am a total freak……………………..

However below is the nice email, or should I say emails because I have received many all from a similar address all giving me the same information and you know it’s nice to think that there are so many concerned citizens out there that want to inform us when we have made a mistake or we have a problem and you know they will never tell anyone else of course……………it will be our little secret………….the world does not need to know what goes on behind the lap top screen. and so if you look below you will see the email that I have been sent for your information just in case you get yourself into a compromised situation like me and all for the lovely some of $800 worth of bitcoins and they will also show you where you can go to buy these coins…………….are they not just wonderful?

Recorded you – 2wsx3edc

Save You <SaveYou44@5779.com>

Wed 31/07/2019 11:49 AM

To: ME

Hello, I know your password is: 2wsx3edc

You got recorded – 2wsx3edc

Save You <SaveYou81@8161.com>

Wed 31/07/2019 11:49 AM

To:

  • To Me

Hello, I know your password is: 2wsx3edc

Your computer was infected with my RAT (Remote Administration Tool), your browser wasn’t updated / patched, in such case it’s enough to just visit some website where my iframe is placed to get automatically infected, if you want to find out more – Google: “Drive-by exploit”.

My malware gave me full access to all your accounts (see password above), full control over your computer and it also was possible to spy on you over your webcam.

I collected all your private data and I RECORDED YOU (through your webcam) SATISFYING YOURSELF!

After that I removed my malware to not leave any traces and this email was sent from some hacked server.

I can publish the video of you and all your private data on the whole web, social networks, over email of all contacts and send it to your friends.

But you can stop me and only I can help you out in this situation.

Transfer exactly 800$ in bitcoin (BTC).

It’s a very good offer, compared to all that horrible shit that will happen if I publish everything!

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You can send the bitcoin directly to my wallet, or create your own wallet first here: www.login.blockchain.com/en/#/signup/ , then receive and send to mine.

My bitcoin wallet is: 1CSDpCjyVHsuTb6i7zZ8dr81iUGL5ff7vM

Copy and paste my wallet, it’s (cAsE-sEnSEtiVE)

You got 2 days time to pay.

As I got access to this email account, I will know if this email has already been read.
If you get this email multiple times, it’s to make sure that you read it, my mailer script is configured like this and after payment you can ignore it.
After receiving the payment, I will remove everything and you can life your live in peace like before.

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