Organ donations

Why take it with you when you have no need,

Why be so selfish and pay no heed,

To the needy and the dying.

Your heart for instance was never used much,

This is because you were always out of touch,

If only you had used it more, but then again you were such an utter bore,

But never mind it’s not yours now.

It’s gone to a better home and a better life,

A better family and a better wife,

But the kids are still a pain.

Give me your face; I like your nose,

I wish I could have your brain and I could write better prose,

But I’m stuck for now.

I like your ears; they sit flat and are not too big.

I can also use them to anchor my wig,

I like your eyes, they are so blue,

But what have you seen with them, I wish I knew,

To see the life of another and be that fly on the wall,

What horrors they might have seen, what good can you recall,

But it’s not in the eyes but it’s in the brain they say, or is it?

Give me a kidney while you still breathe,

I’ll give you a big pile of cash so you won’t freeze.

You won’t miss it, in fact it will be better,

‘Cause you’ll only have to drink a little to have some pleasure.

They’re just going to waste in that shell of yours,

You drink so much booze that you are about to lose,

Not only your life but you sanity,

So give it to me so that I can have my vanity.

A dialysis each week is not a good look, for one such as me.

Give me your lungs I want to breathe on my own,

I want to climb a mountain and get into the high zone,

Where the air is clean and pure and fresh,

I will look after them, I promise………

I won’t smoke and I’ll breathe everyday

I’ll keep them warm even on a cold winter’s day.

But soon one day it will not matter what we need or what we lose,

Our stem cells will grow anew for whatever we choose.

So if I get bored instead of being sick.

Then maybe I can go for a procedure and get a really big….

Thick head of hair and look like a grizzly bear,

The way I was when I was younger.

But I believe we will not need this body in the next life,

And so if you can help someone to relieve their pain,

Then this is a win and a personal gain for both.

So make sure you tick the box before you rest in peace,

YOU won’t miss these bits where you’re going is my belief.

No matter your god or your religion too,

The next life guarantees a brand new you,

No miles on the clock, no wrinkles no pain,

SO there is nothing to lose and so much to gain

So tick that box before you move on

You know you want to do it, so get a move on.

This small gift will change a life in ways you can’t imagine,

Your essence may still be real,

Hell you might even feel.

But whether it’s a lung a heart a liver or kidney,

If you live in Perth, Brisbane or even in Sydney,

Then tick the box ‘cause you know if you didnae, you’re a loser.