Next door are cunts, noisy cunts, inconsiderate cunts and the list and expletives could be endless. I might have mentioned before about their obsession with making noise, well today was one of those days. It began very early in the morning, around 4 am when they fired up the old Nissan Patrol, as they do, and let it run for 10 minutes or so before setting off. This happens every time they drive it.

They have an old diesel Patrol and a Petrol Patrol. For some reason for the last year or so they have let them both run allowing exhaust fumes to waft in all directions including into my house.

Inconsiderate bastards!

Everyone has to cut the grass at some point and oh joy this morning they had to do there’s. It’s my day off; I don’t want to listen to the noise they make, but more so I don’t want to have my clean washing which is out on the line being covered in the shit that gets kicked up when they use the blower to clean their yard. They have dogs, 3 dogs in fact, which is one more than they should have. Dog hair and debris is scattered all over their yard and when they use this fuckin’ blower it sends it up and over the fence and towards my house, my garden, my washing………cunts.

I’ve been here for 17 years and the routine is the same.

1, Use blower to clean up yard and send all the shite over the fence or out onto the road. Spend at least 20 to 30 mins to complete.

2 Use whipper snipper to do edging.

3 Use blower once more to clean up debris.

4 Use Lawnmower,

5 Use blower to clean up debris.

Do you see anything wrong here? Fuckin’ Idiots………

Maybe if the gods are listening they could maybe defecate on their house from a great height, but make sure you miss mine……….