There has been 8 different people stay at the house this week for the National holiday and six out of the eight have been fuckin arseholes in one way or another. Noise is a big thing with the Chinese and they don’t give a fuck what time of day it is, they don’t care that they are walking into a shared house and then throw the door closed so hard that it reverberates around the block. Once we have gone through the motions of that then we have to laugh and talk loudly on the way to the room. Then one of the women has to have a shower and wash her hair followed by about 20 mins of the hair dryer set to the fuckin’ turbo option.

Let’s wash our underwear in the sink, now that’s not such a bad thing but what is, is the amount of water on the floor and everywhere else for that matter……….so much in fact that I need my waders just to get to the loo. Two freshly opened laundry powder bags sit in the bathroom window sill even although we have a perfectly good laundry with everything there in waiting. Ask for fucks sake, don’t just go through the cupboards and decide to use new packets of powder. Fuckin’ thick as pig shit.

So much hair on the bathroom floor, and yes this brings back memories of me many moons ago………..surely you would make an effort to pick it up off the floor rather than let it pile up. How can folk make such a mess and think that it’s perfectly acceptable, this is is not a hotel…………it’s Airbnb which is different…………as part of the agreement to stay you must obey the rules of the house. These dumb fucks are certainly not house trained, a pig sty is more fitting for them me thinks and even then the pigs might not be too happy that we sent them there.

One couple arrived late last night and went straight to making the bathroom look like a war zone, they even used our towels instead of the ones provided to them and of course the water is everywhere once more.

Tonight loverboy turns his hand to being the chef for his darling bride, now usually this is always a messy affair when Chinese enter a kitchen and tonight was no exception surprise surprise. The newly applied cling film that was put over the the wall for such an occasion was splattered with oil and shit. The floor was covered as well, did they clean either……did they fuck. The food was cooked and they sat at the table and it was at this point I put my headphones on and cranked the volume up to “make my ears bleed” so that I didn’t have to hear them eat……….what a fucking racket. 

After dinner the girlfriend/wife does the washing up and like most Chinese they don’t seem to have heard of dishwashing liquid, no they just turn the  of tap on full bore and blow the grease and oil away and then neatly stack all the dishes back in the cupboard still wet and in a manner than all the water will just sit there until stagnant. How fucking stupid are they? there is a drying rack beside the sink, beside the basin that you put the water into to wash the dishes and so now we will have to wash most of the dishes in the cupboard. I’m staggered at just how dumb people can be, or maybe they just don’t give a flying fuck………or are my standards too high I wonder?