The big fat guy is coming your way,

Is that still OK to say?

Apparently he drives an open sleigh,

A convertible no less, he’s got too much money,

I heard his girlfriend is a bit of a honey,

Can you still say that?

Or is that woke or sexist?

I can never tell,

It doesn’t always go down well,

So no matter whether you are a he, she or it,

Merry Christmas