When I first came to China many months ago I thought to myself that this would be the safest place to live at this time after Trump got into the White House, but how quickly things can change. The crazy Korean in the north has been atagonising the west for a long time and shouting at its mortal enemy America, but this week things have progressed to the very brink.

Kim is the spoiled brat child in the room that no one likes but they tolerate. every so often the brat will push one of the other guys in the room or name call or just generally be a dick. The brat could be taken out in a heart beat as his bark is worse than his bite but the trouble is that many people would suffer as a result of the actions taken by the rest of the folk in the room. Many of Kim’s people would die for no reason other than that of a fucking lunatic getting a bit too lippy. What’s more, his people have no idea what the world is like because they live within this virtual reality created by the Kim family. They are told that they are the most powerful country on earth and that their technology is second to none, where as all of us really know that this is shit.

So when the gutless bully in the corner decides to overstep the mark, how do we deal with this. We can’t be too pussy with the response, but at the same time we have to go in and literally King hit the wee prick and take him out and him alone. Thee are so many innocent victims in all of this.

The Japanese must be shittin” themselves along with the South Koreans.  The Chinese are also very unhappy and those closer to the action are very worried. Since Friday of last week there has been a lot of activity from the Chinese Air force around Suzhou. They have been flying in formation and flying low. It’s good for many of the plane spotters that you don’t get in China.

My sister and brother in law come for a holiday next week and we will be doing a little sightseeing around the east coast of China and I will be really pissed if this wee arse starts any more nonsense and upsets oor travel plans. I mean what a selfish wee prick he is. It’s the usual wee man syndrome and to top it off he’s just a wee fat bastard, I wonder if he can find his dick or maybe he has a special dick attendant that helps him in that department.

The DPRK fluffer.