I was really hungry last weekend “Saturday” and so I decided to have pizza, I would normally go for the spicy vegetarian……….very adventurous I know but this time I opted for Domino’s Philly cheese steak pizza and it was shit!!

I can not believe that I ate half of it, I was absolutely Hank Marvin and so I just shovelled it in. Thankfully I regained control of my senses and hunger and binned the rest of it over the balcony into the garden where I shared it with the beasties.

A week later that same pizza is still lying in the garden, although it has been nibbled a wee bit, but it is mostly intact. Through blazing sun, ants, other insects, birds and maybe even the odd possum being in the vicinity they have all turned their noses up at the Domino’s Philly cheese steak pizza. Even the Kookaburra’s refused to eat it and they will usually scoff anything that you put in front of them.

I’m not sure what this Domino’s Philly cheese steak pizza could be used for but eating it is not an option.