I went to a car show in Suzhou today but it was more of a show where you can see what is on offer if you want to modify your car and make it handle better or become a bit of a street machine. It wasn’t really a custom car show and so it was a bit boring after a while.

There were plenty of young ladies draped over the cars but some of them looked like very sad slave girls. There was fear in the eyes of some and others seemed to be enjoying the attention they were getting. There were many cameras and big lenses on show. I think this kind of car modification is relatively new to China and I’m sure that there will be a huge market for it, although the price of cars are quite high here and I’m sure that some of these foreign companies on show today won’t be cheap.

Exhaust Porn

There were a few tall skinny white girls there to give the bloke’s something different. They were all Eastern European and there was one in particular, that was supposed to be a DJ, and she had on a skimpy leotard that disappeared between her cheeks and to be honest it was not my cup of tea… Too much cellulite for my taste, but the Chinese guys loved it. The music didn’t seem to change from the time I walked in until I left and it was cranked up to Eleven. There will be some burst ear drums tonight.