I’ve known three Eva’s in my life, there’s Eva Airlines which I like, there was the evil Chinese child that used to bite me and every other child in the class and then there is Old Polish Eva who appeared in front of me as I came back to my cabin. This old withered creature was very animated and threw questions at me as if her life depended on them.

I answered her questions and I even asked a few myself. Apparently she has her own business , although after knowing her for a few days I feel that this is a figment of her imagination. She is like a leech but instead of blood its your of life force that you feel slowly disappearing into the desert night sky.

I unfortunately agreed to her coming on the jeep tour with me, but I least she paid half. All the way through the journey she wanted to record where we stopped, the only app available was Google Maps which I find easy to use, but the creature Eva was one of those folk that are proud of their ignorance and yet they want you to do the work for them. I showed her twice how to do it and that was that. She was also quite rude to the young driver because he could not understand her broken English and his was limited. I translated and then told the young driver that she was fuckin’ nuts and just ignore her, he laughed and gave me a high five.

When we got back to the camp she was talking to herself about the fact she could not find the map points, I didn’t help and when she did finally come ask me I made her work for it.. Fuck her!

Thankfully I was saved by some new Polish lambs that walked into the camp and she befriended them quick smart and so I could once more sit and have dinner with out being pestered.

I went to sit and watch the sunset a few hundred metres from the camp and after 20 minutes or so I shifted to the other side of the canyon and it was just as well because here she came the psychopath muttering to herself about god knows what. She was only metres away from me but she walked right passed because she was focused on???? , if she had stopped I was ready to tell her to fuck off as I wanted to watch the sunset in peace and quiet.

She had asked me why I was limping and I told her and she recommended some form of green smelly clay which cures everything and if that isn’t available just piss on your leg. I was also informed that she will drink her own urine at least twice between slugs of water. Too much information.

She is travelling in Jordan using the couch surfing option and she is hitch hiking too. Before I realised she was a complete and utter nutter I had offered that she could share the taxi as we were both heading the same direction, however if I had seen her this morning I would have driven straight on.

Her backpack for five weeks is smaller than my backpack that I would use for a day walk.

She told me that one time when she arrived at the Homestay she had to share the bed with someone, if feel sorry for the poor bastard that would have to share with her. There are many weird folk out there, the joys of travelling.